Christmas Day!!!!

This has been an epic christmas so far!!! Fire is on, Michael Buble in the background what more do you want!!!! 

There has been a proper lead up to it as well, firstly we had the family photoshoot dun dun dunnnnn! 

Which was probably the most surreal thing I have been though in my life! It started out with the photographer saying "oh you girls pose all the time" NO I DON'T!!! Not the best start and it deteriorated so much that at one point my dad was lying on the floor with me, my sister, and my step sister straddling his back!!! ahhhhh! and being forced to smile while she took a thousand photos! It sounds a lot more sinister than it was, but still pretty weird! Then she really topped it off by bring out the WIND MACHINE!!!!! for our individual pictures! I looked like a statue, it got so bad she made me lean on the wall to "loosen me up" ha ha! and all my dad said was "Don't expect a modeling contract after that" oh god.  

Then for the next festive treat we went last night to midnight mass. Having to sit next to my sister, who was trying to make a statement by not going up for communion and not singing the hymns or praying was pretty awkward. Also she nearly insisted on bringing an ipod! It also didn't help that Ian was dressed in tweed and looked like a Shepard so could have easily been part of the nativity scene. 

So a "stiff drink" was to be had after the mass, so today after drinking two bottles of Cava with my mother last night, I was a bit worse for wear. But now the hair of the dog has set in, and I am back on it! Enjoying Christmas, eating, presents and the general dysfunctional way of it all!  

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! LOVE YOU ALL X X X X X  X X    

Its nearly Christmas!!!!

There is a major difference to last weeks post and this weeks, as now I have friends!!!! It also caused me to be unable to write my blog yesterday, due to my suffering!!! 

We all went to Gus Beamish Cook's house party on saturday night and it caused me to be very very unwell. So unwell that my judgement went out of the window, as after waking up drunk i decided that as i forgot my leggings not to just wear the dress i wore the night before, but just wear a t-shirt and tights!!!! What is going on! I thought that it would be ok as I was wearing a coat, but unfortunately it wasn't a very long coat, and it left little to the imagination! My mother was not happy! Also I think Claire Mc Carthy was partly to blame, by not stopping me!!!  So I had to classily sway into McDonalds and eat everything I could, to soak up the alcohol.

When I arrived home the problems hadn't stopped there, as this was the day that my parents had decided to decorate the house with christmas decorations, and due to my qualifications in art, I was in charge! They where very lucky that I only broke one bauble! Also my sister insisted on calling me 'Fag ash Lill' and 'Hobo' for the whole evening, which wasn't very nice! My ankle is also suffering due to the rash decision to throw myself down the college hill in the snow with everyone else, not the best move considering I had my cast off the day before!! Oh dear! But it will be ok, I will just ignore it, until it gets better :s 

Also is anyone else really achey from that experience?? Or just me?? 

Anyway I am better now, and pleased to have everyone back! Thank you Gus for having us all over, your parents probably think I am a mad woman, after seeing me leave the house! Sorry! x x x    

My Weekend

God I am half way through the most depressing few days of my life! I have been on my own for two days now, as my parents have gone away and i have no social life lol. So I haven't actually had a conversation with a human being face to face for over 48 hours, also my craziness is heightened by being in my house on my own! 

Surprise Surprise I am scared of the dark lol, so I am leaving on the lights late at night,  just incase any mass murders want to attack me, so when they walk past they think there are loads of people in the house and I am incredibly popular, and not just a pathetic 19 year old which needs to grow up! Lol. I feel like the boy from home alone, although his parents actually forgot him, and mine have just chosen to go without me! 

But there is a problem with this plan, as all the bulbs are running out and soon I will be living in darkness!!! As I don't know how to screw in a light bulb!!! Oh God it sounds like a bad joke!!! I need some lessons in looking after myself! I am very very ashamed, but all we have is environmental bulbs, which are impossible!!!!!! I can not wait for all of you 2 come home and keep me company!!!!!! so so excited for next weekend and Christmas! Although I did watch Shawshank Redemption this weekend for the first time and it did defentially put things into perspective a bit more lol. 

The most exciting thing that has happened to me this weekend is that a boy I don't know text me by accident thinking that I was someone else. When I told him my name and that he had the wrong number, this is what he text me back- "No sorry babe i think i've definitely got the wrong numba. Unless ur a supermodel and then in that case i know u! X" (Needless to say I didn't text back) 

Jesus Christ this is bad!!!!!!!! Come home soon!!!!!! x x x x  x x   

2 Weeks on my own :(

I have been left on my own for a few hours now and I miss Mum and Ian!!! They have left me to selfishly go to Egypt for two weeks, la de da! They are so funny though, today I have learnt how to put water in the iron, start the dish washer and put a large load of washing on ha ha! Oh how productive!

My mothers parting words where "The house is my life, and if i get back and the house is not there anymore then I will not be able to live, and if you die my life is over" NO PRESSURE! So I have strict orders not to leave the stove or the iron on, like I would even consider cooking or ironing!!! ha ha! So I waved goodbye to them, while Ian was sporting his trilby ha ha, you can tell its holiday time! 

Another concern my mother had after watching the news last night, was that Ian and her would get captured by pirates while they are on holiday lol, so I quickly assured her that if she was captured they would as soon as possible try and return them both. As Ian would be too irritating trying to make friends with the pirates, and mum would be demanding a glass of wine and insisting on cleaning the ship! But just incase she told me, to look after Amy and do the gardening, "As with only three days of college, you have plenty of time to do those things!" So a slightly surreal send off!